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So it begins… Well, the job that is

Well, I got the phone call. I start at the Cingular store tomorrow, and honestly? I’m really looking forward to it. Not only because I’ll be able to get those “pre-job” jitters out of the system, but it’ll just feel good to be going to work again. I’ve got high hopes for [...]

100+ Facts About Me

I’ve seen this done on a couple other webblogs, and I always thought it’d be a neat idea. Well, the time has come, and so I present to you 100 Facts About Me. This list may grow beyond 100 as time permits, but I thought it’d be an interesting way for folks to [...]

Protected: So this is something I can’t let everyone read…

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So this is me, catching you up…

I’ve been doing a great measure of organizing in my life of late. Lots of thoughts, lots of questions, lots of “need to figure this shit out” type things… It’s driven me to not be on things like ICQ & AIM, or to be responding much to my normal flow of email. [...]

Page ID

So you installed the PHP HTML Wrapper or something similar, and you’d like to be able to have some customizing as to what page you’re on eh? Well, there’s a very simple and straight forward answer to this problem fortunately, and it takes all of 2 minutes to get up and running.
The trick is [...]

Load Time

A very common thing these days is to have on a dynamic page is a “load time” or “how long it took PHP to process your websites code”. This time is typically generated in fractions of seconds for most people’s websites, and is a statistic that PHP developers like to know so that they are [...]

HTML Wrapper

No self respecting webmaster anymore wants to sit down and edit hundreds of HTML pages when they add a new item to their menu. For years, frames were the answer to this, so that coders could only change the infromation that was vital to their page. But anymore, frames are being frowned upon as well, [...]

Dynamic Images

Ever since I added them to my website, they’ve probably been the number 1 most requested item to be turned into a tutorial, so here I am making good on all my promises, and teaching people how to create Dynamically Generated images using nothing but PHP, the GD libraries, and some good ol’ fashion know [...]

PHP Primer

So you want to finally make life easier on yourself and learn PHP eh? Congratulations, not only will PHP help your website become something more than the sum of it’s parts, but it will make your life a lot easier! But before we begin, lets get a couple things out of the way.

You [...]

Firewalls

Ahh yes, Firewalls, end users all to often get these visions of this great flaming pire which is impossible to break thru unless you know the secret code word, and are surrounded by a +10 ice shield. To many people think these little marvels are the be-all-end-all of securing your system, so much so that [...]