So my sister is getting married…
That’s right folks, it’d appear my sister is getting married! It’s pretty damn cool if you ask me, and I couldn’t be more happy for her and her man. His name is Jacob, and though I’ve only met him once, he definitely sounds like a really nice guy. Ahh hell, pictures speak louder than words, so here’s the only picture of the two of them I have access to:

The date they’ve set is May 13th, 2006, so if you know them and are expecting an invite to the wedding, start clearing your calendars folks. Hell, with my new job, I’m already prepping to start telling them NOW that I need that time off. My sister is that important to me, and hell itself couldn’t keep me from that wedding.
A few words for the happy couple should they read the site:
To Kelly: Grats Biotch! Now go be a good wifey and get your man a beer.
To Jacob: You’re cool in my book, remember that, but you break my sisters heart ever, and I’ll break your body in half. It’s not a threat, it’s a promise.
Nah, in all seriousness, I just wanted to let you know that you’re marrying a wonderful woman… treat her like it, and she’ll treat you the same for the rest of your life.
Anyway… Grats to both of you, and may this marriage last as long as ya’ll both want it to.
